Um, it’s not.
I have completely failed at training for the Super Hike. I would like to give you the following excuses: 1) Our apartment caught on fire. 2) Mowgli swallowed a sock and spent the weekend at the animal hospital. 3) I’m lazy. 4) Who has time to prepare for this crap anyway? 5) My hiking boots spontaneously combusted.
But I’m on a roll this week! This will be the week, I swear!
So far, I have hiked 9 miles this week. My goal: 30. Piece of cake, right?